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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Next Crisis, Please

3 comments:

furriskey said...

What about Al Gore's beard? Does it have a greater effect on the climate whilst attached to his fat face or when swirling around the sink before sluicing down the plughole?

And what about the bulk of the Gore itself? Does the shade cast by the Gore belly outweigh the heat generated by the Gore opinions?

Much to mull over in 2009.

Meanwhile I like ants. Any amount of ant jokes can only add to the general gaiety of nations.

Frank P said...
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Frank P said...

Steve Jones is a geneticist not a cosmologist as far as I know; moreover he is Welsh, which makes me look this gift ant in the mouth. All I know is that when I was sparking 'n' spooking for Q & C, the 11 year sun spot cycle was a scientifically predictable and crucial element in planning the interception of (potential) enemy noise. And it was also understood then to have repercussions for climatic conditions generally. But then GWB was still in short trousers and not yet able to exert a profound effect upon the sunspot activity, as Al Gore posits. As for ants adding to the gaiety of nations, furriskey, let's hope that one is not crawling up the back leg of the elephant in the room with intent to rape! That would indeed be the height of impudence.

And if, as Enoch points out, mountains are made of anthills thus affecting gravitational and other mystical forces, then I have done my bit in the past few years by taking great delight in my garden with the Nippon spray, eradicating colony after colony of the pesky varmints (ants that is, not Japanese - though there was a time ...) so I have done my environmental duty, by keeping Norfolk flat, as I'm sure Noel Coward would have wished, and reducing the formic acid content of the atmosphere. I have no such control over the bullshit excreted by Gore, but if someone could invent a spray to eradicate that pissant I would cetainly vounteer to give it a go.