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Friday, June 19, 2009

Get yer Trousers on M'Lud - You're Nicked!

Investigation? What's to investigate? Half of them have coughed already and some have even paid back the ill gotten gains to try to avoid the boys in blue. Just roll up with a tender Inspector Knacker and pick 'em off one by one. There is a mountain of prima facie evidence. Charge 'em, get a lay down for a month and line up the Daily Telegraph team as prime witnesses, that'll start the ball rolling. What a shame Bert Wickstead isn't still around - a dawn raid on the PoW with the tabloids tipped off before the action. Just get Nipper Reed out of retirement. I'll bet there's more ratfinks in the Westminster gasworks than in the Cosa Nostra. Better start arranging safe houses for the snitches. After all they are pretty used to 'flipping'. Haaaahahahahaaaa!

They're not using Yates of the Yard again are they?

What a charade! Tony Wright on Newsnight tonight was, with the help of his mate and propaganda midwife Kirsty Walk, taking the piss big time. Bumptious boggled-eyed little bleeder. What a hypocrite! Remember his posturing during the previous fiasco of Cash for Honours?

What with that and Question Time's show trial last night, the whole feckin' pantomime has become beyond any sort of parody. I can hear Gramsci's ghost laughing from cloud nine. "Just as I planned!"

Call a general election, Gozza, before you morph into Charles Laughton playing The Hunchback. The bells ....the bells! You have presided over the biggest conspiracy to defraud the people of Great Britain in its history you Scottish gargoyle, everything from petty fiddling to sluicing the nation down Barking Creek to drift over to 'Le Contenong' to manure the gardens of the Palaces of the Euromafia.

Scotland Yard is investigating indeed! Really??

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