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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Melanie as Hercules - I'll ride shot gun!

Read Melanie Phillips' barnstorming piece in the Daily Mail today. Click on caption for link.

Not a wasted word and every one true. Get your wellies on, gal! To the Augean stables, SW1. I'll bring the high pressure hose. Trouble is, I suppose, the resultant effluent would pollute the Thames for at least two centuries. Perhaps the m.o. of Guy Fawkes is preferable, but not the bumbling execution of same. Just a short sharp shower of shit over Southwark, Surrey and Sussex. The wind is bound to be from the North - global warming, ennit?

1 comments:

cuirthe said...

The arguments for redaction have, fortunately, been badly holed by the fact that we've now all seen things like Margaret Moran's claim for fixing dry-rot 100 miles from her constituency. Had her address been censored, that scam would have been undetectable by the citizen - and the Fees Office were obviously happy to connive at it.