Sauce for the Goose ...

Rod Liddle carries The Cross in the Spectator this weekend (click on title for link), penning a brave denunciation of the pusillanimous Archbullshitter of Canterbury for his failure to resist Islamic encroachment both in the UK and abroad. As it was a somewhat lengthy treatise, I proffered the following redacted version, for the commentary box, which didn't make the cut:

"Rod , permit me try to summarise your comprehensive, albeit somewhat prolix, article for those who haven't the time to fully absorb your whimsical and informative prose:

Dr Rowan Williams, as the embodiment of the Anglican Church, having been smote on the cheek by the 'mozzies', has not only in accordance with Christ's teachings 'turned the other cheek', but also offered to part the posterior cheeks of his Church, ready for a good shafting by Big Mo. Would Christ approve of the latter submission? Who knows? I know there have been rumours for the past couple of millennia, but I suspect that perhaps he would have adjudged that a couple of cheeks too far.

Is that a fair synopsis?"

Obviously Rod thought not. Or perhaps the moderator spiked it on the grounds of bad taste, blasphemy, or fear of a fatwa. If so, perhaps the article itself should have been censored under the same criteria; particularly as Rod is a sinner with a rap sheet as long as the Dead Sea scrolls.

Castration of the Nation

Having just posted a comment on Gerard Vanderleun's American Digest (on the 'Traditionally American Presidents Do Not Bow Down to Kings' thread) I repeat a slightly emended version here because that thread may already be dormant - Gerard having moved on to more optimistic topics:

"Whatever benefits may have emanated from the Internet in general and the blogospshere in particular have all been utterly negated by its enabling this front man of an unholy alliance of crooks, ideologues and enemies of the West to usurp the power of the POTUS.

And today, just to prove my point, accompanied by his brittle Amazonic Marxist minder (in her ill-fitting haute couture) and, coincidental to a mad Asian communist tyrant flashing his dick to the West by launching a fizzer into space, Obama, apparently to underline the threat steps on the world stage in Europe and, with the aid of the teleprompter and his shyster's drawl - while flashing his own empty scrotum to the world - declares that he also intends to neuter the United States of America to assist the Internationalist Socialist cause. And he was cheered by a starry-eyed and mesmerised audience that, of all people, should know better having been rescued from both the Nazis and the USSR by the Americans over the last seven decades of history. What hope is there for us?"

One thing is certain, Gerard, your Mary Poppins post today failed to erase (for me anyway) the infamy of your President's words in Eurabia yesterday.

The Grovelling Generation of Gramsci

The assinine Nick Clegg, the 'Leader' of the libdem losers is reported to be miffed by his failure to obtain an audience with the Obamessiah of the Chicago mob during his cavorting in the UK, reports James Forsyth on the Coffee House blog (click on title for link). I was moved to respond with the following comment, which is unlikely to get past the 'moderator' so excuse me while I let off steam here:

"This clamour to kiss Obama's ass is disgusting; what a nation we have now become! Roll up the red carpet and tell this wooden mouthpiece of multi-mobbery and neo-Marxist thuggery to piss off back to corrupt Chicago where he belongs with his shyster sidekicks and backers. Cameron should have either given him the cold shoulder, or a bollocking, for trying to jig up another Ponzi scam with yet another socialist sub-agenda; if Cameron has anything in common with him and his henchman/wimmin then the Tories have the wrong leader. As for Richard Kay and the juvenile Clegg: two further examples of national decline! Except in their case they are risible rather than dangerous.

How my heart aches for what once was and will never be again.

England O England
Why have we failed you?
Betrayed your dead heroes;
Squandered their blood and
Dishonoured their sacrifice?
Shame on a craven generation
Of destructive decadence!
Lower the Royal Standard.
Beat the Retreat.
Dissolve into deep disgrace
And demeaning Dhimmitude...
We are done for!"