Mother of Parliament or Parliament of Mother --s?

The TV pictures of the pathetic disarray in the House of Commons, beamed around the world today, irreparably damages our Monarchy, our Constitution and our standing in world affairs. The ugly ignoramus who could not even read the apology that had been drafted by his corrupt minders and who manifestly displayed his complete ignorance of the procedures that he is employed to administer and invigilate, has presided over and indulged himself in almost a decade of venality that makes Sir Robert Walpole look straight by comparison. The Queen should act, not with a nod and a wink, but by firmly demanding Gordon Brown's resignation, then she should prorogue (and de-rogue) Parliament and call an election. If he refuses, she must call upon the Head of the Armed Services, Sir Jock Stirrup, and the Commissioner of Police for the Metropolis, Sir Paul Stephenson, to arrest Brown and detain him. They should then organise a general election with the assistance of all the senior civil service mandarins. All the MPs (and the Speaker) exposed as corrupt and venal should be arrested, charged and remanded in custody until after the election. Failing this, the Daily Telegraph and the Daily Mail should collaborate in organising the biggest demonstration over convened in this country to march first the Palace of Westminster, then Buckingham Palace, demanding a general election. Moreover, I want my money back you thieving bastards!

The Gimp that is... England!

Anybody home?