Solved - Obambi in the Woods

Brother Tim sez: "the only saving grace with Bush was he knew he was in over his head. O'bama on the other hand... has no clue."

Mug the Mullahs with Music

Gerard Vanderleun highlights You Tube's contribution to the attempted revolution in Persia. Pleasant to the ear, angst for the Ayatollah.

Please network the link (click on caption).

Melanie as Hercules - I'll ride shot gun!

Read Melanie Phillips' barnstorming piece in the Daily Mail today. Click on caption for link.

Not a wasted word and every one true. Get your wellies on, gal! To the Augean stables, SW1. I'll bring the high pressure hose. Trouble is, I suppose, the resultant effluent would pollute the Thames for at least two centuries. Perhaps the m.o. of Guy Fawkes is preferable, but not the bumbling execution of same. Just a short sharp shower of shit over Southwark, Surrey and Sussex. The wind is bound to be from the North - global warming, ennit?

Get yer Trousers on M'Lud - You're Nicked!

Investigation? What's to investigate? Half of them have coughed already and some have even paid back the ill gotten gains to try to avoid the boys in blue. Just roll up with a tender Inspector Knacker and pick 'em off one by one. There is a mountain of prima facie evidence. Charge 'em, get a lay down for a month and line up the Daily Telegraph team as prime witnesses, that'll start the ball rolling. What a shame Bert Wickstead isn't still around - a dawn raid on the PoW with the tabloids tipped off before the action. Just get Nipper Reed out of retirement. I'll bet there's more ratfinks in the Westminster gasworks than in the Cosa Nostra. Better start arranging safe houses for the snitches. After all they are pretty used to 'flipping'. Haaaahahahahaaaa!

They're not using Yates of the Yard again are they?

What a charade! Tony Wright on Newsnight tonight was, with the help of his mate and propaganda midwife Kirsty Walk, taking the piss big time. Bumptious boggled-eyed little bleeder. What a hypocrite! Remember his posturing during the previous fiasco of Cash for Honours?

What with that and Question Time's show trial last night, the whole feckin' pantomime has become beyond any sort of parody. I can hear Gramsci's ghost laughing from cloud nine. "Just as I planned!"

Call a general election, Gozza, before you morph into Charles Laughton playing The Hunchback. The bells ....the bells! You have presided over the biggest conspiracy to defraud the people of Great Britain in its history you Scottish gargoyle, everything from petty fiddling to sluicing the nation down Barking Creek to drift over to 'Le Contenong' to manure the gardens of the Palaces of the Euromafia.

Scotland Yard is investigating indeed! Really??

Shit-or-Get-Off--the-Pot Time Obambi

Melanie Phillips posted a seminal piece on Iran on June 16 captioned: 'Oh Dear, How Inconvenient For the Whitehouse.' A lively debate has followed since then and tonight I fired off the following comment, having contributed earlier a few times - some 'moderated' some printed. I fear this one will not get past the censor as I have damned the head honcho of the Speccie with faint praise:

The pussyfooting on Iran by the MSM is deluded. Gerard Vanderleun on American Digest blog explains why in pictures. Riveting! No words needed:

http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/iwar/tehran_demonstr.php

What is about to happen there can go one of two ways: a deal between Dinnerjacket and Mousavi brokered by the Mullahs; or a brutal crack-down.

Either way makes all other petty partisan political issues pale into insignificance. And Bill O'Reilly has said tonight that he has been informed by sources close to Obama that the POTUS is hog-tied by a deal that was struck by Bush with the Mullahs to quell Muqtada al-Sadr in return for a free pass pro tem.

At the moment Al-Sadr is 'in counselling'. If this is true it's put up or shut up time, as there are many thousands of Americans troops in jeopardy in Iraq and Afghanistan at the sharp end and if al-Sadr is let loose in Iraq again.... But then, if the wheel comes off, we're all at the sharp end!

And of course QT tonight was devoted mainly to putting our sleazy pygmy politicians in the stocks; giving Polly Gruniad a chance to wear her baubles and prejudices and slip in a plug for proportional representation and letting Esther Rantzen prove beyond any doubt why we should refrain from voting for Independent Candidates in any General Election that may be deigned by the current Administration.

It also gave Charlie Faulkner, the man who usurped the office of Lord Chancellor, then destroyed it, to make the most hypocritical denunciation of Brown that I have so far seen; and that must be a Guinness Book of Records jobbie. At least Don Scotia Nostra of 'This Week' (and this parish) covered Iran in some depth - albeit giving Obama a free pass, as usual. I was pleased to see that even The Proclaimers have accepted that Cameron will defeat Brown in the General Election (unless our barmy dictator really flips, declares Brown Rule in Perpetuity and thereby causes HM QEII to find three suitable duly authorised officers to deem him and make him King of Ealing in a quiet room in St Bernard’s). He'd probably settle for that just now, in view of Lord Butler's drubbing over the Independent Iraq War Inquiry”.

A New Collins Frictionary

For those who occasionally visit this pasture and who not already aware, Dan Collins has broken free from the confines of Protein Wisdom and set up on his own (for URL click on caption). I'm sure his posts will continue to be erudite, lively, controversial and quirky. We wish him luck in his new venture: a gentleman, scholar and reputed Anglophile, his work has brightened many a dull and anxious day for many and this lost soul in particular.

Mother of Parliament or Parliament of Mother --s?

The TV pictures of the pathetic disarray in the House of Commons, beamed around the world today, irreparably damages our Monarchy, our Constitution and our standing in world affairs. The ugly ignoramus who could not even read the apology that had been drafted by his corrupt minders and who manifestly displayed his complete ignorance of the procedures that he is employed to administer and invigilate, has presided over and indulged himself in almost a decade of venality that makes Sir Robert Walpole look straight by comparison. The Queen should act, not with a nod and a wink, but by firmly demanding Gordon Brown's resignation, then she should prorogue (and de-rogue) Parliament and call an election. If he refuses, she must call upon the Head of the Armed Services, Sir Jock Stirrup, and the Commissioner of Police for the Metropolis, Sir Paul Stephenson, to arrest Brown and detain him. They should then organise a general election with the assistance of all the senior civil service mandarins. All the MPs (and the Speaker) exposed as corrupt and venal should be arrested, charged and remanded in custody until after the election. Failing this, the Daily Telegraph and the Daily Mail should collaborate in organising the biggest demonstration over convened in this country to march first the Palace of Westminster, then Buckingham Palace, demanding a general election. Moreover, I want my money back you thieving bastards!

The Gimp that is... England!

Anybody home?